๐ท Featuring: Sir Oinkston โ your favorite tax-collector, money-printer.
Mint coming
We donโt file taxes. We apply them.
Sir Oinkston certifies full visibility of funds.
Inflation is optional. Taxation is a meme. Degens finally get to charge the system. Born during peak printer panic, $TARIFF lets you collect instead of comply.
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Tax-free gains
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Printer-based governance
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Suits not required (but encouraged)
โHe doesnโt file taxes. He applies them.โ
Former Oinkmaster turned memelord. Inherited the last functioning printer on Earth. Declared economic independence through oink memes and neon stickers.
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Follow us on X
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Mint is coming
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Print memes, rep merch, sticker your fridge
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Apply tariffs to your gains
Mugs | Hoodies | Sticker Packs
Q: Is this serious?
A: No. But itโs real.
Q: Is the IRS watching?
A: Only if they hold $TARIFF.